The Jurassic Park Trilogy: Jurassic Park

(Worst kids ever.)

You would have to be retarded to fall into the danger that they experienced. Stupid unbackable storyline.
- L

This film is pretty sweet. I can't work out if it's a film for kids or a film for adults though. It's pretty violent and somewhat disturbing (if you're a kid) but it's also really fluffy and kiddish. Sam Neill (who I don't like) is some dude who likes dinosaurs and Richard Attenborough pays him and Laura Dern some money to come and get chased and nearly killed a lot. Jeff Goldblum shows up as a mathematician which is sweet. The kids in this film suck. L almost couldn't handle the sheer annoyingness of the girl because she seriously just screamed at everything. Sam Neill could have been like "sup" and she would have screamed. Annoying and stupid. If this film didn't have the kids it would probably rule a lot harder. The velociraptors were the best bit for sure. I kind of wish the park actually existed. That would rule.
- Mike

Rich capitalist pig + gullible, stupid scientists + claws & teeth = stupid.
- AJ

The Lost World is up next.